Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...