Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...