What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...