A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...