A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...