Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....