Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...