Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...