Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...