A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...