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Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
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One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
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1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...