The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...