Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...