Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...