What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...