The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...