What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...