Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.