Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...