Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...