Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...