Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.