The Big Pencil
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Women pump gas now
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Do you go to church?
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Impressing a Woman/Man
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At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Guyness Quiz
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Life’s Lessons.
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Yo mama so fat.. tripped
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Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...