Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...