An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.