How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...