Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...