Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...