Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...