Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...