What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...