Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...