Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...