Lucky dog
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Sue over the property
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A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Golf Genie
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Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
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Advice from lawyers
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Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...