Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....