White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...