This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...