Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...