The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...