A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...