Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...