What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...