Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...