Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...