60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...