Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...