Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...