The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...