If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...