You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...