Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...